Hot Hot Hot!!

I figured it was time for my next hot babe. At first I couldn't choose, I was like ME in a chocolate shop, so many yummy choices and so little space in one lifetime. I bit the bullet and this time my choice HAS got to be Jude Law. This picture really says it all.

From the very first time I set eyes on this delicious creature, knew he was a 'must have'. This is not about fame, or fortune, this is purely about beauty. This man has incredibly romantic features, with an olive skin that seems to defy such light eyes. I think that he is a perfect example of how much I adore people who look different.

Ok ok, so not only is he HOT but he is also an excellent actor. Every movie he has ever done he has done exceptionally well. My first glimpse of Jude Law was in Gattaca, but I know this was not his first film. I was a fan of Ethan Hawke when I was younger, which is primarily why I watched the film (besides I likee sci-fi). Jude Law practically stole the scene time and again as far as I was concerned. I really enjoyed his roles in The Talented Mr. Ripley, Cold Mountain, Enemy at the Gates, A.I., and Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. He really is a convincing actor, which just makes his yumminess, that much more palatable.

Here's one more great shot of a young Mr Law, I do love this man's body as well, I mean you gotta love the whole package ya know? Can't be taking people apart piece by piece now can we? They are much better all together. Well that is all I've got on Jude Law for the moment, maybe I'll think of something more deep and interesting to say later, when I stop drooling.

Ooooo Smooooooth!

Considering I have a new career as a Glamour Queen, I decided (as all glamour queens in this business eventually do) that I better play the part to the best of my abilities, and seeing as I have always been somewhat of a girlie girl, and a lover of costume, it suits me just fine.

Two days ago I made an appointment for my very good friend and I to get our nails done. She honestly needed it more then me because she is a cannibal to her fingers and chews those nails everyday, and I have always had the good fortune to have nails that grow long and strong. Unfortunately like everyone's my nails eventually break or something. So I decided to also get nails that would break less, and who doesn't like to get their nails done?

Well along with the nail appointment I made a waxing appointment for myself as well. Ok so I am one of those women who has almost NO hair on her legs or arms, so I have not actually shaved my legs for ages... there was no point, you couldn't see it and my boyfriend couldn't care less. One thing though, it definitely didn't feel like smooth shaven legs, so I decided I would get them waxed, see how I like it; no woman should ever take a razor to any part of her body if she can help it. I mean you want to get rid of the hair, not make it grow in thicker and stronger!!! Am I right? Along with my legs I decided to get a partial Brazilian...! When one of my friends asked me why not a full Brazilian, my answer was simple: "I want to look like a porn star, not a 10 year old!"

The leg waxing was simple... almost undetectable as far as pain goes. The Brazilian... well it had its moments of ease, but then it had its moments of OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! OW! OW! that REALLY HURT!! *Whew* Ok the pain leaves quickly, its almost over... What?! There's more... ok, I can handle this, the pain doesn't last, thats a good thing. Here we go again. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Actually I never screamed or yelled or anything like that, I am just not THAT girl, but inside my head... thats another story. All in all, it was worth it, and I will probably have it done again, but oh man you can bet I am going to MAKE it worth it. Yeow.

This Should be Easier

How hard can it be to find pink stockings. Sounds like an easy enough task right? Wrong. Its amazing how most of the 'good girl' lingeri stores do not carry other colours then red, black, or white. Sad, just sad.

So I decided I better go looking at the porn stores. I just want pale pink stockings and a garter belt to match, maybe a bra to go with them... is that too much to ask? Sheesh, whats this world coming to? Wish me luck ;)

Serious Shoes

Hmmmmm.... I realize, having read punkbandaid's last entry, that it has been ages since I have had something like that to write about. Years since I have even gotten drunk. I can't really complain, I was never really too impressed with being drunk. Sure it has its high points, like dancing with my girlfriends or flirting with gorgeous strangers, but to tell you the truth, I have much more fun ( and success) at doing those things NOW, when I am not drunk. Like I can dance for much longer, and be way better at it, when I am not staggering or if the room is not spinning. Also I no longer need the added confidence alcohol can miss-guidedly bestow to flirt with gorgeous people. I have the audacity to approach anyone and everyone I want to, without the need to then slurr my words.

It reminds me of this one guy who tried hard to impress me and pick me up at the local bar. He asked me if he could buy me a drink, and he seemed like a nice enough guy, not exactly what I am attracted to, but I hate to give out rejection if I don't have to. So I accepted his offer and we sat down together to chat while we enjoyed our drinks. Not more then 3 minutes into our conversation, he gestured a little too enthusiastically and successfully knocked my entire drink onto my lap, not missing my chest in the process. The look of horror and embarrassment on his face made me laugh so hard. It was really not the worst thing that could have happened, I am pretty easy going, but he didn't feel the same. He could barely look me in the eye after that... poor guy.

I do have some fond memories of getting drunk though, it can't have been all bad, and although it does tend to make people want to have more sex, it often incapacitates men from actually performing... well not all men and not all the time, luckily. But even if you are not incapacitated, I personally don't like the room to spin when I am having sex, it makes me ill, not too mention the smell of alcohol is NOT an aphrodisiac by any means. The hangover the next morning also inhibits any fun romping you may want. Now this isn't to say that I don't like having a glass of wine every once in a while, or a nice cold corona with lime, but I just don't ever like to get to the point of drunk.

I have a good friend who is SO much like me when I was 17, that it amazes me at how much I have changed. Sometimes I don't feel any different then I did when I was 17, or 13, or even 10, I still remember that young girl who was afraid to approach guys at a dance, but who did it anyway and hid her insecurity and disappointment when getting turned down. It is almost insane how much that has changed... now I am the woman who gets chased by the guys. I blame my smile... it gets them every time. As a young woman, I knew that I had some peculiar power that affected men, but I didn't really know what to do with it and mostly I made messes. Now I know exactly what my affect on the opposite sex is and I have no issues putting on my serious shoes and going for what I want. And I want it all.

Hot Babe # 2

I had some trouble deciding if my second hot babe should be male or female, and I tell you it was a tough call, but I decided that the most gorgeous woman I have ever lusted after deserved the number two spot on my Hot Babes posts. So I give to you, in all her delicious glory: Angelina Jolie. Since the very first time I laid eyes on this woman, I knew in no uncertain terms , that I was am and always will be a lover of beautiful women. Angie is a well established actor who has played roles ranging from a coke-addicted super-model to a gun toting treasure hunter.

Not everything she has done has been a great work of art, there is no doubt, but regardless I can never get enough of watching her do it anyway. I watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith recently and I will admit it was not one of my favorites... the storyline was ok, but the pace of the movie actually succeeded in making the entire piece boring... which is an utter failure considering it was supposed to be an action movie. Now having said that, it was the lovely Angelina and so it was worth watching anyway.

My favorite roles for this goddess would have to be her as a mental patient in Girl, Interrupted, as a melt-down wife in Pushing Tin, Ryan Phillipes love-interest in Playing By Heart, the tough military chick in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and the role close to her heart in the tear jerking, powerfully painful Beyond Borders. Even better then most of her roles would have to be her photo shoots, and her highly public relationships.

The relationship that stands out to me the most, and is a much better view of what Angie is capable of would have to be the one with her adopted son, Maddox. Becoming a mother has changed this woman, obviously for the better... not just the better, but the incredible. Now, not only is she an actress, but a very conscientious one who gives unfailingly and very generously to help the truly less fortunate. She has power, and wealth, and she is very responsible with it... this fact makes her a most spectacular woman indeed. Its no wonder that a family oriented man, such as Brad Pitt, would fall madly and deeply in love with her, she is absolutely worthy of worship.

Absolutely Edible

I think the picture is self-explanatory, it should be obvious as to why I like it so much. A beautiful piece of art.